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What is SWAG? Simple Ways to Acquire Goodies

To truly exemplify the meaning of SWAG, SWAG by definition must be Simple. The function of the SWAG must not exceed more than 2 or 3 purposes and, ideally, has only 1.

The ways to SWAG are truly endless. Some of the more common Ways include:

• Attending a conference
• Visiting a vendor's table
• Visiting a job fair
• Begging a friend for their extras or ill-fitted
• Pull requesting
• talking with vendor as they are packing up for extras
• asking for extras

The way to Acquire SWAG is best remembered by "AAA": Always Acquire AllTheThings!!

Do you like this? If yes, then it is Goodies! Common goodies of the SWAG variety include:

• keychains
• pens
• flashlights
• styluses
• pen/stylus combos (wow!)
• stickers
• microfiber cloths
• tote bags
• and XXL sized T-shirts!!!
• selfy sticks
• bottle openers
• job offers

But what about FORKS?