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Slack Slash command application that supports all of your ASCII expressiveness needs.

Home Page: https://exyos.acari.io/prd/

License: MIT License

JavaScript 79.68% TypeScript 20.32%

serverless ascii-art slack-app node-js meme-driven-development

exyos's Introduction

Facts

__________                    ___________                  
\____    /___________  ____   \__    ___/_  _  ______      
  /     // __ \_  __ \/  _ \    |    |  \ \/ \/ /  _ \     
 /     /\  ___/|  | \(  <_> )   |    |   \     (  <_> )    
/_______ \___  >__|   \____/    |____|    \/\_/ \____/     
        \/   \/                                            
__________                 __      ________.__       .__   
\______   \ ____   _______/  |_   /  _____/|__|______|  |  
 |    |  _// __ \ /  ___/\   __\ /   \  ___|  \_  __ \  |  
 |    |   \  ___/ \___ \  |  |   \    \_\  \  ||  | \/  |__
 |______  /\___  >____  > |__|    \______  /__||__|  |____/
        \/     \/     \/                 \/

My 3x3

#TeamNino #TeamOnoderaNasaki #TeamHimawari

Bio.ts

class Alex extends Weeb implements Hacker, Athlete {
 startWorkingDay() {
   while (shouldContinue()) {
     学习中文(); // TODO: look into finding where memory leaks are....
     const currentProject = this.getCurrentProject();
     continueWorkingOn(currentProject);
     perform(this.getCurrentWorkout());
     perform(getDayJob());
     perform(getWalkingRoute());
     continueWorkingOn(currentProject);
     watch(this.pickAnime());
     question(getCurrentLifeChoices());
     sleep(this.getDesiredHoursOfSleep());
   }
 }

 startRestDay() {
   eat(findFood());
   const animeForTheDay = this.pickAnime();
   watch(animeForTheDay);
   perform(getWalkingRoute())
   watch(animeForTheDay);
   sleep(this.getDesiredHoursOfSleep());
   // TODO: Need to find more hobbies.
 }

 private favoriteLanguages = ['TypeScript', 'Kotlin'];
 private getCurrentProject(): Project {
   const buggyProjects = getMaintainedOSSProjects()
     .filter(project => 
         project.reportedBugs()
           .filter(bug => !isFeature(bug))
           .some(bug => doICareEnoughToFix(bug))
     );
   if(!!buggyProjects.length) {
     return new BugFixProject(buggyProjects);
   } else if(!this.hasEnoughAnimeGirlThemes()) {
     return new ExasterbateAnimeAddictionProject();
   }
   const chosenLanguage = pickRandom(this.favoriteLanguages);
   return new RandomProject(chosenLanguage, pickRandomTopic(chosenLanguage));
 }

 private hasEnoughAnimeGirlThemes() {
   return isStillWeeb() && getDurationFromLastBuiltTheme()
     .isGreaterThan(Duration.of(30, DAYS));
 }

 private getCurrentWorkout(): Workout {
   switch (getCurrentDay()) {
     case Days.MONDAY: return Workout.LEGS;
     case Days.TUESDAY: return Workout.PUSH;
     case Days.WEDNESDAY: return Workout.PULL;
     case Days.THURSDAY: return Workout.SHOULDERS;
     case Days.FRIDAY: return Workout.CARDIO;
     default: return Workout.RECOVERY;
   }
 }

 private favoriteAnimeGenres =
   new Set(['Romance', 'Slice of Life', 'Isekai', 'Comedy']);
 private pickAnime(): Anime {
   while (true) {
     const nextAnime = pickRandomAnime();
     const genre = nextAnime.genre;
     if (this.favoriteAnimeGenres.has(genre) ||
       (isTrash(nextAnime) && isEcchi(nextAnime))) {
       return nextAnime;
     }
   }
 }

 private getDesiredHoursOfSleep() {
   return isWeekday() ? 7.5 : pickRandomNumberBetween(7, 10);
 }
}

exyos's People

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exyos's Issues

Bodyguard Bunny

Describe the solution you'd like
Bodyguard Bunny is here to protect you from mild annoyances and small issues!

Expected Command(s)

/exyos guard -phrase1 Linter telling me my imports are incorrectly ordered -phrase2 My codebase

/exyos guard -phrase2 My codebase -phrase1 Linter telling me my imports are incorrectly ordered

     (\__/)   
   ⠀  (•ㅅ•)    <- Linter telling me
　＿ノ ヽ ノ＼  __  my imports
 /　`/ ⌒Ｙ⌒ Y　ヽ  are incorrectly
( 　(三ヽ人　 /　　 |    ordered.
|　ﾉ⌒＼ ￣￣ヽ　 ノ 
ヽ＿＿＿＞､＿＿_／ 
　　 ｜( 王 ﾉ〈 (\__/) 
　　 /ﾐ`ー―彡\  (•ㅅ•)   <- My codebase

Flip to the Left

Describe the solution you'd like
I want to be able to flip something upside while the character is standing to the right of the object to be flipped.

I expect also to be able to know that this command is available from the help or usage responses.

I also would like for the currently available facial expressions able to applied to this option.

Expected Command
/exyos flip -left Thanks Obama -> ɐɯɐqO sʞuɐɥ┴︵└ (°□°└)

Flip War Enabling

Is your feature request related to a problem? Please describe.
I think that it would be fun to be able to engage in a flip/unflip war.

Describe the solution you'd like
So I think that there needs to be a more forcefull unflip.
I also would like for the currently available facial expresssions able to applied to this option.

Expected Command(s)
/exyos unflip -force Thanks Obama Thanks Obama︵└ (°□°└)

Additional context

(╯°□°)╯︵ɐɯɐqO sʞuɐɥ┴

Thanks Obama︵└ (°□°└)

Suddenly: Swagger

Describe the solution you'd like
I need moar available expressions for the suddenly command.

Expected Command(s) and output(s)

/exyos suddenly -look ( ఠ_ఠ)
/exyos suddenly -deadpan ( ●_●)
/exyos suddenly -solumn ( º _ º)
/exyos suddenly -lenny ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
/exyos suddenly -anguish ( ಥ_ಥ)
/exyos suddenly -smile ( ◕ ◡ ◕)
/exyos suddenly -happy ( ᐛ)
/exyos suddenly -pretty ( ✿◕‿◕)
/exyos suddenly -cool (-■_■)
/exyos suddenly -strained ( ‶⇀‸↼)
/exyos suddenly -puppy ( •ᴥ•)
/exyos suddenly -yell ( °□°)
/exyos suddenly -rage ( ಠ益ಠ)
/exyos suddenly -alarmed ( ◉Д◉)
-/exyos suddenly -cool swagger

⊂_ヽ
　 ＼＼ ＿
 　　 ＼(-■_■) S
　　　 <　⌒ヽ W
　　　/ 　 へ＼ A
　　 /　　/　＼＼ G
　　 ﾚ　ノ　　 ヽ_つ G
　　/　/ E
　 /　/| R
　(　(ヽ
　|　|、＼
　| 丿 ＼ ⌒)
　| |　　) /
`ノ )　 Lﾉ

I need these new options te be available in the help and usage outputs as well :)

Unflip to the Right

Describe the solution you'd like
I want to be able to flip something upside while the character is standing to the left of the object to be flipped.

I expect also to be able to know that this command is available from the help or usage responses.

I also would like for the currently available facial expressions able to applied to this option.

Expected Command
/exyos unflip -right Thanks Obama -> (ヽº _ º)ヽThanks Obama

Additional Flipping Facial Expressions

Describe the solution you'd like

I want the following flip facial expressions to be available to the application.
- /exyos flip -look -table (╯ఠ_ఠ)╯︵┻━┻
- /exyos flip -deadpan -table (╯●_●)╯︵┻━┻
- /exyos flip -solumn -table (╯º _ º)╯︵┻━┻
- /exyos flip -lenny -table (╯͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╯︵┻━┻
- /exyos flip -anguish -table (╯ಥ_ಥ)╯︵┻━┻
- /exyos flip -smile -table (╯◕ ◡ ◕)╯︵┻━┻
- /exyos flip -happy -table (╯ᐛ)╯︵┻━┻
- /exyos flip -pretty -table (╯✿◕‿◕)╯︵┻━┻
- /exyos flip -cool -table (╯-■_■)╯︵┻━┻
- /exyos flip -strained -table (╯‶⇀‸↼)╯︵┻━┻
- /exyos flip -puppy -table (╯•ᴥ•)╯︵┻━┻
I expect to be able to see these in the available list of expression available for the flip command

Default to flip/unflip to table.

Is your feature request related to a problem? Please describe.
I think that it is annoying to have to specify -table when flipping/unflipping.

Describe the solution you'd like
Defaulting the flip and unflip commands to tables of any non-command strings are provided.

Expected Command(s) and output(s)
Including but not limited to these combination.
/exyos flip (╯°□°)╯︵┻━┻
/exyos unflip ┳━┳ノ(º _ ºノ)
/exyos flip thanks obama (╯°□°)╯︵ɐɯɐqo sʞuɐɥʇ
/exyos unflip thanks obama thanks obamaノ(º _ ºノ)
/exyos flip -rage (╯ಠ益ಠ)╯彡┻━┻
/exyos unflip -rage┳━┳ノ(ಠ益ಠノ)

Sign New Line Handling

Describe the bug
The sign command does not handle new lines correctly.

To Reproduce
Steps to reproduce the behavior:

/exyos sign With great power comes great responsabilitatrust
-Squeeps

Actual Behavior

______________________________________________________
|  WITH GREAT POWER COMES GREAT RESPONSABILATRUST

- |
|  SQUEEPS                                           |
______________________________________________________
                   (\__/) ||
                   (•ㅅ•) ||
                   / 　 づ

Expected behavior

_______________________________
|  WITH GREAT POWER COMES      | 
|  GREAT RESPONSABILATRUST     |
|                              |
|  -SQUEEPS                    | 
_______________________________
         (\__/) ||
         (•ㅅ•) ||
         / 　 づ

ASCII Phrase Art

Describe the solution you'd like
I need a way to convert a phrase into an ASCII art logo.
I think a good starting place is to just have one "font face"

Expected Command(s)

/exyos phrase memes

 __   __  _______  __   __  _______  _______ 
|  |_|  ||       ||  |_|  ||       ||       |
|       ||    ___||       ||    ___||  _____|
|       ||   |___ |       ||   |___ | |_____ 
|       ||    ___||       ||    ___||_____  |
| ||_|| ||   |___ | ||_|| ||   |___  _____| |
|_|   |_||_______||_|   |_||_______||_______|

unthrottled / exyos Goto Github PK

exyos's Introduction

exyos's People

Contributors

Stargazers

Watchers

Forkers

exyos's Issues

Bodyguard Bunny

Flip to the Left

Flip War Enabling

Suddenly: Swagger

Unflip to the Right

Additional Flipping Facial Expressions

Default to flip/unflip to table.

Sign New Line Handling

ASCII Phrase Art

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