An IRC bot unixbird and I made for #linuxmasterrace.

.distro arg

Outputs the link to a random distro on distrowatch or the link to arg, providing arg is a real distro.

Arch spam

On (which|what) (distro|distribution) (should|best| use), the bot will spam the word 'Arch'.

.test

A simple test function which outputs 'Hello World!'

.highfive arg

Sends /me highfives arg, or if no arg is passed, the name of the invoking user.

.spock

Another simple function, you will see a few of these. This one outputs 'live long and prosper!'

.hisname

JOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHN CEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

.peasantry

bite my shiny gnu ass!

.linus

Back to functions with a somewhat real purpose: this one outputs Linus Torvald's famous introductory speech to the Linux kernel.

.dank, .dankmeme, .dankswag, .doritotini

Variations of eachother, all output dank maymays.

.interject

Outputs the first couple lines of the famous "I'd like to interject..." speech.

.rekt

Outputs one of ~70 random phrases with 'rekt' in it.

.shrug

Outputs the shrug text emote, for when you just don't know.

.rolecall

Used to get a tally of all the bots in the channel, each with a unique catchphrase.

.aids

Windows command prompt is in any way functional.

.zroll arg

A custom dice roll from a bot that doesn't hate me. arg should be in the form of d or d, where is number of times to roll, and is the size of the dice to roll. Results are random.

.rswitch on/off

Used to toggle zrolling.

The python file now takes arguments from the command line. They are:

• 0: Filename, this never changes, but the name of the script is passed as the first argument
• 1: Password
• 2: server
• 3: nick
• 4: nick to switch to after auth, usually the same