Special Thanks to Martin Valášek and Nicolas Lecointre for putting this list together, it caused so much laughter around our office that we just had to package them up as emoticons.
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Emoticons:
When the code that I have not tested on dev works perfectly in production
[breeze_by]
When the app goes into beta and the first bug reports arrive
[bug_reports]
When I find a solution without searching Google
[carlton]
When the sales people announce they have sold our product to the customer
[celebrate]
When I did a good job and the client is happy
[chuck_approves]
When I'm deploying code to production
[deploy_code]
When I see someone commit 500 files to fix one bug
[disbelief]
When a bug goes unnoticed during a presentation
[evil_grin]
When they tell me the website has to be supported by IE6
[face_palm]
When I launch my script for the first time after several hours of development
[fail_1]
When after a productive day I'm so confident that I think I can handle parkour tricks on the way home
[fail_2]
When I start coding without doing analysis first
[fail_3]
When project manager thinks that I can handle whole project all by myself
[fail_4]
When I show the boss that I have finally fixed this bug
[fixed_bug]
When sysadmin finally gives us the root access
[freedom]
When the boss is looking for someone to urgently fix a difficult bug
[hiding]
When I'm told that my code is broken in production
[i_did_what]
When the project manager suddenly looks on my screen
[i_saw_that]
When they me ask if I have tested it
[im_sure]
When my script finally worked
[it_worked]
When my regex returned exactly what I expected
[ive_got_this]
When a friend of mine asks me to fix his website built with Joomla
[mmm_hmm]
When I realize that I have been blocked for two hours because of a forgotten semicolon
[my_bad]
When I apply a new CSS for the first time
[new_feature]
When a newbie suggests to add a new feature to project
[nope]
When the client tries to click on the mockups
[not_working]
When customer wants to change specification 2 days before pushing to production
[ok]
When I try a solution without reading the docs first
[panic]
When I go off for the weekend while everyone else is still trying to fix bugs
[peace_out]
When the project manager enters the office
[pretend_work]
When I return to development of my code that wasn't commented
[punch_self]
When I'm told that the module on which I have worked all the week will never be used
[sad_baby]
When the intern tells me that "the tests are for those who can not program"
[shut_it]
When I try to fix a bug at 3 in the morning
[sleepy]
When I am the only one to notice a bug on Friday night
[sneak_peak]
When I manage to replace 200 lines of the algorithm by only 10 lines
[that_a_boy]
When a thing that worked on Friday no longer works on Monday
[throw_computer]
When asked to lend a hand on a Friday afternoon
[tough_love]
When the boss announces a bonus if the project is completed before the deadline
[upgrade]
When I notice I was editing production code and I quickly correct my errors
[what_fail]
Ninja-fixing a bug 10 minutes before the demo for client
[whats_up]
When I am asked to continue work of a newbie colleague
[wtf]
When I find out that someone has accidentally overwritten my changes in git
[you_did_what]
When I realize the solution i've been working on for day is really the wrong approach
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