I identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on foreign civilians. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm being stupid, but I don't care. I am unique! From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.