An ORM for Google Sheets.

One does not question why God created life on Earth or bestowed upon us the curse of consciousness.

Similarly, one must not ask why I have written these ungodly lines of code. It is not for us to know the will of destiny.
Guided by a cursed and unknowable force, I have fathered this monstrosity.

The path before us is dark and full of terrors - this is but one of them.

You don't. You can't. You shouldn't.

It doesn't.