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In English 🇺🇸

Jokes with animals. Submit your own, if they make me laugh, I'll merge them.


Q: Why did the sheep go to space?

A: To see if there was any life on the other planets!


Q: Why did the crab never share?

A: Because he's shellfish.


Q: Where do polar bears vote?

A: The North Poll


Q: 🦁 What do you call a lion who changes color?

A: a chame-lion.


Q: 🐟 What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A: Fsh!


Q: What's the richest animal on earth?

A: The Great Catsby


En Français 🇫🇷

Des blagues et des animaux. Proposer la vôtre si elle me faire rire, je l'inclus dans ce fichier.


Q: Quel animal est enterré dans une pyramide ?

R: Toucankamon


Q: Quel animal poilu change les ampoules ?

R: L'électrichien.


Q: Quel animal poilu donne des médicaments ?

R: Le pharmachien.


Q: Quel animal poilu est aussi un capteur de position angulaire ?

R: Le girafoscope.


Q: 🦁 Comment s'appelle un lion qui change de couleur ?

R: un camé-léon.


Q: Quel est l'animal poilu le plus séducteur?

R: Le raton-loveur.


Q: Quel est l'animal le plus timide?

R: Le cachalot


به فارسی 🇮🇷️

شوخی‌ها با حیوانات. اگر خودتان شوخی بسازید و اگر مرا خنداند، آنها را ادغام خواهم کرد.


س: چرا ماهی‌ها هیچ‌وقت اینترنت ندارند

ج: چون از شبکه‌ها می‌ترسند


س: چرا خرگوش‌ها هیچ وقت قرارداد با کارخانه‌های آب‌معدنی نمی‌بندند؟

ج: چون هرگز نمی‌توانند کپسول‌های آب را با دندانهای کوچک خود باز کنند!


س: چرا گوسفندها هیچ وقت در مسابقات پرش از ترامپولین شرکت نمی‌کنند؟

ج: چون همیشه ترس دارند که پشم‌های خود را از دست دهند.


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Animal avenir

Quelle animal peut lire l'avenir? Une poule de cristal 🐓

Snake joke

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What's a snake's favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory

Animal Jokes

Q: Why did the sheep go to space?
A: To see if there was any life on the other planets!

Medecin

Quel animal poilu donne des médicaments ?

Le pharmachien

Lion joke

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What was said during the feline couple's argument? "You're such a cheetah!""No, you're lion!"

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Persian Animal Jokes :)

چرا ماهی‌ها هیچ‌وقت اینترنت ندارند؟
چون از شبکه‌ها می‌ترسند!

Translation:
Why do fish never use the internet?
Because they are afraid of the 'net'

Un mathématichien fait une blague :

What is a polar bear ? 🐻‍❄️
It is a Cartesian bear that has undergone a coordinate transformation

Qu'est ce qu'un ours polaire ? 🐻‍❄️
Un ours cartésien qui a changé de système de coordonnée.

Animal

Quel est l'animal poilu le plus séducteur?

Le raton-loveur.

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