A Nim implementation of Fuck off As A Service
FOAAS will respond to the following 'Accept:' values with appropriate content :
- text/plain - Content will be returned as a plain string.
- application/json - Content will be returned as a JSON object { message: 'message', subtitle: 'subtitle' }
- (Optionnal ?) Supports jsonp by including ?callback=?
- text/html - Content will be returned as an HTML page with a twitter bootstrap hero unit, containing the message and the subtitle.
- application/xml - Content will be returned as a XML document.
| Path | Description |
|---|---|
| /version | Will return content with the current FOAAS version. |
| /operations | Will return a JSON list of operations with names and fields. Note: JSON Only |
| /anyway/:company/:from | Will return content of the form 'Who the fuck are you anyway, :company, why are you stirring up so much trouble, and, who pays you? - :from' |
| /asshole/:from | Will return content of the form 'Fuck you, asshole. - :from' |
| /awesome/:from | Will return content of the form 'This is Fucking Awesome. - :from' |
| /back/:name/:from | Will return content of the form ':name, back the fuck off. - :from' |
| /bag/:from | Will return content of the form 'Eat a bag of fucking dicks. - :from' |
| /ballmer/:name/:company/:from | Will return content of the form 'Fucking :name is a fucking pussy. I'm going to fucking bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again. I'm going to fucking kill :company. - :from' |
| /bday/:name/:from | Will return content of the form 'Happy Fucking Birthday, :name. - :from' |
| /because/:from | Will return content of the form 'Why? Because fuck you, that's why. - :from' |
| /blackadder/:name/:from | Will return content of the form ':name, your head is as empty as a eunuch’s underpants. Fuck off! - :from' |
| /bm/:name/:from | Will return content of the form 'Bravo mike, :name. - :from' |
| /bucket/:from | Will return content of the form 'Please choke on a bucket of cocks. - :from' |
| /bus/:name/:from | Will return content of the form 'Christ on a bendy-bus, :name, don't be such a fucking faff-arse. - :from' |
| /bye/:from | Will return content of the form 'Fuckity bye! - :from' |
| /caniuse/:tool/:from | Will return content of the form 'Can you use :tool? Fuck no! - :from' |
| /chainsaw/:name/:from | Will return content of the form 'Fuck me gently with a chainsaw, :name. Do I look like Mother Teresa? - :from' |
| /cocksplat/:name/:from | Will return content of the form 'Fuck off :name, you worthless cocksplat - :from' |
| /cool/:from | Will return content of the form 'Cool story, bro. - :from' |
| /cup/:from | Will return content of the form 'How about a nice cup of shut the fuck up? - :from' |
| /dalton/:name/:from | Will return content of the form ':name: A fucking problem solving super-hero. - :from' |
| /deraadt/:name/:from | Will return content of the form ':name you are being the usual slimy hypocritical asshole... You may have had value ten years ago, but people will see that you don't anymore. - :from' |
| /diabetes/:from | Will return content of the form 'I'd love to stop and chat to you but I'd rather have type 2 diabetes. - :from' |
| /donut/:name/:from | Will return content of the form ':name, go and take a flying fuck at a rolling donut. - :from' |
| /dosomething/:do/:something/:from | Will return content of the form ':do the fucking :something! - :from' |
| /equity/:name/:from | Will return content of the form 'Equity only? Long hours? Zero Pay? Well :name, just sign me right the fuck up. - :from' |
| /everyone/:from | Will return content of the form 'Everyone can go and fuck off. - :from' |
| /everything/:from | Will return content of the form 'Fuck everything. - :from' |
| /family/:from | Will return content of the form 'Fuck you, your whole family, your pets, and your feces. - :from' |
| /fascinating/:from | Will return content of the form 'Fascinating story, in what chapter do you shut the fuck up? - :from' |
| /fewer/:name/:from | Will return content of the form 'Go fuck yourself :name, you'll disappoint fewer people. - :from' |
| /field/:name/:from/:reference | Will return content of the form 'And :name said unto :from, 'Verily, cast thine eyes upon the field in which I grow my fucks', and :from gave witness unto the field, and saw that it was barren. - :reference' |
| /flying/:from | Will return content of the form 'I don't give a flying fuck. - :from' |
| /ftfy/:from | Will return content of the form 'Fuck That, Fuck You - :from' |
| /fts/:name/:from | Will return content of the form 'Fuck that shit, :name. - :from' |
| /fyyff/:from | Will return content of the form 'Fuck you, you fucking fuck. - :from' |
| /gfy/:name/:from | Will return content of the form 'Golf foxtrot yankee, :name. - :from' |
| /give/:from | Will return content of the form 'I give zero fucks. - :from' |
| /greed/:noun/:from | Will return content of the form 'The point is, ladies and gentleman, that :noun -- for lack of a better word -- is good. :noun is right. :noun works. :noun clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. :noun, in all of its forms -- :noun for life, for money, for love, knowledge -- has marked the upward surge of mankind. - :from' |
| /horse/:from | Will return content of the form 'Fuck you and the horse you rode in on. - :from' |
| /immensity/:from | Will return content of the form 'You can not imagine the immensity of the FUCK I do not give. - :from' |
| /ing/:name/:from | Will return content of the form 'Fucking fuck off, :name. - :from' |
| /jinglebells/:from | Will return content of the form 'Fuck you, fuck me, fuck your family. Fuck your father, fuck your mother, fuck you and me. - :from' |
| /keep/:name/:from | Will return content of the form ':name: Fuck off. And when you get there, fuck off from there too. Then fuck off some more. Keep fucking off until you get back here. Then fuck off again. - :from' |
| /keepcalm/:reaction/:from | Will return content of the form 'Keep the fuck calm and :reaction! - :from' |
| /king/:name/:from | Will return content of the form 'Oh fuck off, just really fuck off you total dickface. Christ, :name, you are fucking thick. - :from' |
| /life/:from | Will return content of the form 'Fuck my life. - :from' |
| /linus/:name/:from | Will return content of the form ':name, there aren't enough swear-words in the English language, so now I'll have to call you perkeleen vittupää just to express my disgust and frustration with this crap. - :from' |
| /logs/:from | Will return content of the form 'Check your fucking logs! - :from' |
| /look/:name/:from | Will return content of the form ':name, do I look like I give a fuck? - :from' |
| /looking/:from | Will return content of the form 'Looking for a fuck to give. - :from' |
| /madison/:name/:from | Will return content of the form 'What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard, :name. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points :name, and may God have mercy on your soul. - :from' |
| /maybe/:from | Will return content of the form 'Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe fuck yourself. - :from' |
| /me/:from | Will return content of the form 'Fuck me. - :from' |
| /mornin/:from | Will return content of the form 'Happy fuckin' mornin'! - :from' |
| /no/:from | Will return content of the form 'No fucks given. - :from' |
| /nugget/:name/:from | Will return content of the form 'Well :name, aren't you a shining example of a rancid fuck-nugget. - :from' |
| /off/:name/:from | Will return content of the form 'Fuck off, :name. - :from' |
| /off-with/:behavior/:from | Will return content of the form 'Fuck off with :behavior - :from' |
| /outside/:name/:from | Will return content of the form ':name, why don't you go outside and play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself? - :from' |
| /particular/:thing/:from | Will return content of the form 'Fuck this :thing in particular. - :from' |
| /pink/:from | Will return content of the form 'Well, fuck me pink. - :from' |
| /problem/:name/:from | Will return content of the form 'What the fuck is your problem :name? - :from' |
| /programmer/:from | Will return content of the form 'Fuck you, I'm a programmer, bitch! - :from' |
| /pulp/:language/:from | Will return content of the form ':language, motherfucker, do you speak it? - :from' |
| /question/:from | Will return content of the form 'To fuck off, or to fuck off (that is not a question) - :from' |
| /ratsarse/:from | Will return content of the form 'I don't give a rat's arse. - :from' |
| /retard/:from | Will return content of the form 'You Fucktard! - :from' |
| /ridiculous/:from | Will return content of the form 'That's fucking ridiculous - :from' |
| /rtfm/:from | Will return content of the form 'Read the fucking manual! - :from' |
| /sake/:from | Will return content of the form 'For Fuck's sake! - :from' |
| /shakespeare/:name/:from | Will return content of the form ':name, Thou clay-brained guts, thou knotty-pated fool, thou whoreson obscene greasy tallow-catch! - :from' |
| /shit/:from | Will return content of the form 'Fuck this shit! - :from' |
| /shutup/:name/:from | Will return content of the form ':name, shut the fuck up. - :from' |
| /single/:from | Will return content of the form 'Not a single fuck was given. - :from' |
| /thanks/:from | Will return content of the form 'Fuck you very much. - :from' |
| /that/:from | Will return content of the form 'Fuck that. - :from' |
| /think/:name/:from | Will return content of the form ':name, you think I give a fuck? - :from' |
| /thinking/:name/:from | Will return content of the form ':name, what the fuck were you actually thinking? - :from' |
| /this/:from | Will return content of the form 'Fuck this. - :from' |
| /thumbs/:name/:from | Will return content of the form 'Who has two thumbs and doesn't give a fuck? :name. - :from' |
| /too/:from | Will return content of the form 'Thanks, fuck you too. - :from' |
| /tucker/:from | Will return content of the form 'Come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off. - :from' |
| /version | Will return content of the form 'Version 2.0.0 FOAAS' |
| /waste/:name/:from | Will return content of the form 'I don't waste my fucking time with your bullshit :name! - :from' |
| /what/:from | Will return content of the form 'What the fuck‽ - :from' |
| /xmas/:name/:from | Will return content of the form 'Merry Fucking Christmas, :name. - :from' |
| /yoda/:name/:from | Will return content of the form 'Fuck off, you must, :name. - :from' |
| /you/:name/:from | Will return content of the form 'Fuck you, :name. - :from' |
| /zayn/:from | Will return content of the form 'Ask me if I give a motherfuck ?!! - :from' |
| /zero/:from | Will return content of the form 'Zero, that's the number of fucks I give. - :from' |
- Install Nim version 1.0.4 (minimum) and Nimble v0.11.0 (minimum).
- Clone this repository :
git clone https://github.com/Clonkk/foaas.git - Run
nimble buildto build the binary calledfoaas.out ./foaas.out
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