var dictionary = {
"address": "port o' call",
"admin": "helm",
"am": "be",
"an": "a",
"and": "n'",
"are": "be",
"award": "prize",
"bathroom": "head",
"beer": "grog",
"before": "afore",
"belief": "creed",
"between": "betwixt",
"big": "vast",
"bill": "coin",
"bills": "coins",
"boss": "admiral",
"bourbon": "rum",
"box": "barrel",
"boy": "lad",
"buddy": "mate",
"business": "company",
"businesses": "companies",
"calling": "callin'",
"canada": "Great North",
"cash": "coin",
"cat": "parrot",
"cheat": "hornswaggle",
"comes": "hails",
"comments": "yer words",
"cool": "shipshape",
"country": "land",
"dashboard": "shanty",
"dead": "in Davy Jones's Locker",
"disconnect": "keelhaul",
"do": "d'",
"dog": "parrot",
"dollar": "doubloon",
"dollars": "doubloons",
"dude": "pirate",
"employee": "crew",
"everyone": "all hands",
"eye": "eye-patch",
"family": "kin",
"fee": "debt",
"female": "wench",
"females": "wenches",
"food": "grub",
"for": "fer",
"friend": "mate",
"friend": "shipmate",
"friends": "crew",
"fuck": "shiver me timbers",
"gin": "rum",
"girl": "lass",
"girls": "lassies",
"go": "sail",
"good": "jolly good",
"grave": "Davy Jones's Locker",
"group": "maties",
"gun": "bluderbuss",
"haha": "yo ho",
"hahaha": "yo ho ho",
"hahahaha": "yo ho ho ho",
"hand": "hook",
"happy": "grog-filled",
"hello": "ahoy",
"hey": "ahoy",
"hi": "ahoy",
"hotel": "fleebag inn",
"i": "me",
"i'm": "i be",
"internet": "series o' tubes",
"invalid": "sunk",
"is": "be",
"island": "isle",
"isn't": "be not",
"it's": "'tis",
"jail": "brig",
"kill": "keelhaul",
"king": "king",
"ladies": "lasses",
"lady": "lass",
"lawyer": "scurvy land lubber",
"left": "port",
"leg": "peg",
"logout": "walk the plank",
"lol": "blimey",
"male": "pirate",
"man": "pirate",
"manager": "admiral",
"money": "doubloons",
"month": "moon",
"my": "me",
"never": "nary",
"no": "nay",
"not": "nay",
"of": "o'",
"old": "barnacle-covered",
"omg": "shiver me timbers",
"over": "o'er",
"page": "parchment",
"people": "scallywags",
"person": "scurvy dog",
"posted": "tacked to the yardarm",
"president": "king",
"prison": "brig",
"quickly": "smartly",
"really": "verily",
"relative": "kin",
"relatives": "kin",
"religion": "creed",
"restaurant": "galley",
"right": "starboard",
"rotf": "rollin' on the decks",
"say": "cry",
"seconds": "ticks o' tha clock",
"shipping": "cargo",
"shit": "shiver me timbers",
"small": "puny",
"snack": "grub",
"soldier": "sailor",
"sorry": "yarr",
"spouse": "ball 'n' chain",
"state": "land",
"supervisor": "Cap'n",
"that's": "that be",
"the": "thar",
"theif": "swoggler",
"them": "'em",
"this": "dis",
"to": "t'",
"together": "t'gether",
"treasure": "booty",
"vodka": "rum",
"was": "be",
"water": "grog",
"we": "our jolly crew",
"we're": "we's",
"whiskey": "rum",
"whisky": "rum",
"wine": "grog",
"with": "wit'",
"woman": "comely wench",
"women": "beauties",
"work": "duty",
"yah": "aye",
"yeah": "aye",
"yes": "aye",
"you": "ye",
"you're": "you be",
"you've": "ye",
"your": "yer",
"yup": "aye"
};