___ ___  ___  ___ _    ___ __  __   ___  ___  _ __   _____ _  _  ___
 | _ \ _ \/ _ \| _ ) |  | __|  \/  | / __|/ _ \| |\ \ / /_ _| \| |/ __|
 |  _/   / (_) | _ \ |__| _|| |\/| | \__ \ (_) | |_\ V / | || .` | (_ |
 |_| |_|_\\___/|___/____|___|_|  |_| |___/\___/|____\_/ |___|_|\_|\___|
                     ___ ___  ___   ___ ___ ___ ___
                    | _ \ _ \/ _ \ / __| __/ __/ __|
                    |  _/   / (_) | (__| _|\__ \__ \
                    |_| |_|_\\___/ \___|___|___/___/


                YES   =============================   NO
         +-----------|| Does the Darn Thing work? ||-----------+
         |            =============================            |
         V                                                     V
    +----------+     +---------+                          +---------+
    |   Don't  |  NO |   Does  |       +-------+     YES  | Did you |
    |   mess   | +---|  anyone |<------|  YOU  |<---------|   mess  |
    | with it! | |   |  know?  |       | MORON |          | with it |
    +----------+ |   +---------+       +-------+          +---------+
         |       V        | YES                                |  NO
         |    +------+    +-----------+                        |
         |    | HIDE |                V                        V
         |    |  IT  |            +--------+             +-----------+
         |    +------+            |  YOU   |        YES  | WILL THEY |
         |       |       +------->|  POOR  |<------------| CATCH YOU?|
         |       |       |        |BASTARD!|             +-----------+
         |       |       |        |________|                   |  NO
         |       |       |             |                       |
         |       |       |             V                       V
         |       |       |      +---------------+        +-----------+
         |       |       |  NO  | CAN YOU BLAME |        |DESTROY THE|
         |       |       +------| SOMEONE ELSE? |        |  EVIDENCE |
         |       |              +---------------+        +-----------+
         |       |                     |  YES                  |
         |       |                     v                       |
         |       |      ============================           |
         |       +---->||           N O            ||<---------+
         +------------>||      P R O B L E M       ||
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