Back when I was first learning to program in Java, I decided to try to make a clone of the excellent PC game Terraria. Of course, I was convinced that my version would have many more features than the official one.

But before I realized how silly that idea was, I produced 11,000 lines of, to date, the most atrocious code I have ever seen in my life. I make it available here mostly as a cautionary tale of what can happen if you don't pay attention to the quality of your code. (Lesson learned, in my case!) Here are some of the highlights:

• Blocks and items, among many other things, are represented by magic numbers instead of enums. There are 417 lines of block comments at the top of TerraFrame.java that serve as manual translation tables.

• There are no access modifiers. Everything is package-private.

• So as to avoid needing to declare local variables and loop indices, all of the variables for everything are declared globally at the class level. Here is one of the several hundred lines of declarations in TerraFrame.java:

  int x, y, i, j, k, t, wx, wy, lx, ly, tx, ty, twx, twy, tlx, tly, ux, uy, ux2, uy2, uwx, uwy, uwx2, ulx, uly, ulx2, uly2, ucx, ucy, uclx, ucly, pwx, pwy, icx, icy, n, m, dx, dy, dx2, dy2, mx, my, lsx, lsy, lsn, ax, ay, axl, ayl, nl, vc, xpos, ypos, xpos2, ypos2, x2, y2, rnum, mining, immune, width, height, xmin, xmax, ymin, ymax, intpercent, ground;
  

• Although there are a few other classes, the bulk of the code is in the God Class TerraFrame, which spans over 6,500 lines of code.

• The TerraFrame.init() method, which is over 1,300 lines long, actually grew so large that the Java compiler started running out of memory trying to compile it! The solution? Copy half of the init() code into a new method, called codeTooLarge(), and call that from init().

• Frankly horrifying inline data tables:

  static boolean[] solid = {false, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, false, true, true, true, false, false, false, true, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, true, true, true, true, true, false, false, false, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, true, true, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false};
  static boolean[] ltrans = {false, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, true, true, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, true, true, true, true, true, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, true, true, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false};
  static boolean[] wirec = {false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, false, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true, true};
  

• Over 1,000 lines of filling globally declared HashMaps and ArrayLists with magic numbers and strings one by one.

• The control flow is so labyrinthine that some of the code is actually indented by 23 tabs. Forget the 80-column rule -- these lines don't even start until column 92! Even if we discard the inline data tables, then the longest line in the codebase is still a whopping 387 characters long (you'll have to scroll to the right to read it):

                                                                                                   blocks[l][y2][x2] >= 137 && blocks[l][y2][x2] <= 168 && y > y2 && blocks[l][y2][x2] != 140 && blocks[l][y2][x2] != 144 && blocks[l][y2][x2] != 148 && blocks[l][y2][x2] != 152 && blocks[l][y2][x2] != 156 && blocks[l][y2][x2] != 160 && blocks[l][y2][x2] != 164 && blocks[l][y2][x2] != 168) &&
  

• Did I mention that everything is global, including loop indexing variables?

• There are random print statements scattered throughout the codebase, with helpful messages like [DEBUG2R] and [DEBUG2A].

• Why use a pre-existing GUI framework for your text boxes when you can easily roll your own?

  char c = 0;
  if (key.getKeyCode() == key.VK_Q) c = 'q';
  ...
  if (queue[5]) {
      if (c == 'q') c = 'Q';
      ...
  }
  

Now, when importing this project into version control (you thought I was using version control when I wrote this??), I did fix a few of the most blatantly horrible style violations -- for instance, I normalized the whitespace, although other improvements (for example, removing the over 500 cases of unnecessary boxing) have been reverted by popular demand in the name of historical integrity. I also tried to get the main game actually working, which meant fixing a few resource path issues. Unfortunately, it's only working in the academic sense, since it's so slow that you only get about 0.03 FPS and it crashes when you click the mouse button. But, somewhere in there is a working game. You know, sort of.