function information() {
    const BackwardsUser = {
        name: "Alexander Harding", // I thought your name was Backwards!
        origin: "Canada", // Eh?
        birth: {
            unix: 1086624000, // Really? Unix?
            year: 2004, // Gen-Z *Shivers*
            month: June, // Hot
            day: 7, // An Odd Number? Shame.
        },
        education: [ "Mohawk College" ], // Still attending!
        interests: [ "Gaming", "Coding", "Music" ], // Very Basic.
        goals: [ "Develop Something Cool", "Help towards something useful", "Live a Happy Life", "Family" ], // Bleh.
        active_os: "Windows Tiny 11" // Tiny 11 is a tool that removes the "fat" from Windows 11 - https://github.com/ntdevlabs/tiny11builder 
    }

    return BackwardsUser; // Where is this going?
}