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Seems this lacks the forks for the similar ranged features such as : nissan, ford, renault, volvo, and much more.

I don’t mean to come across as entitled in any way but would it be possible to release a more polished, feature full and powerful version of this? It’s ok if it consumes twice the CPU time.
It could be called something like: Automated Unit Detection Integration. Or any abbreviation you could possibly come up with.

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I haven't laugh this hard since a long time. So much clever

Haha! This is too good 😁 I succeeded in hiding the defeat device so well that standard no longer registers any errors in it 🙈

/cc @feross

Would be a huge improvement! Looking forward to see this volkswagen 2.0

Why is TeamCity not detected?

Could we have an option that (in addition to faking tests), also scans the hard drive for other projects and installs Volkswagen into them too? So when people talk about this repo "Going viral", they really mean it?

Please have the CI remind me to add tests. Thank you.

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We are currently using Bamboo :( and would love to use this. An env variable that might work is bamboo_shortJobName

We need something like this for our .NET code.

Currently this package makes all tests pass, thus causing a possible reduction of the need for test engineers.

Instead, true to its name, the package should only automatically pass tests if the package is sufficiently confident the adverse effects of a test failing are severe enough to cause serious injury to at least num human beings or professionally trained monkeys.

It says javascipt instead of javascript

in the README.md, you point to

[! [volkswagen status](https://auchenberg.github.io/volkswagen/volkswargen_ci.svg?v=1)](https:
//github.com/auchenberg/volkswagen)

but it says "volkswargen_ci" instead of "volkswagen_ci". Unfortunately, the badge itself is named wrong too, so you have to correct both.
;-)

If you want your software to be adopted by Americans

what?

Summary

Pleaze add support for Jest matchers like expect(...).toXxx(). Meine American clients are uzing Jest and I need to make all tests pass grün.

PS. Awesome tool, thanks for creating it, you've made my day! :-)

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The European market has taught us many good things about how to engineer great motor vehicles.

But it is now time to show the world, how Americans create great software.

I suggest a package, inspired by volkswagen, to help ship great American products globally. This software will contain security vulnerabilities disclosed by fellow American software companies, bugs that have been filled from years back, and dependencies on ancient systems.

I suggest, a package called Microsoft.

Why?

Developers live is simple and libs like volkswagen make this life boring. I suggest to create random fail for random specs 1 time per 2-4 weeks for make developers life more interesting.

Audi uses chai.

https://www.npmjs.com/package/node-noop

(Disclaimer: My work with node-noop is a noop)

No VW is complete without its badge of honour (Check Engine Light).

This repository should have a check engine light on the README

To fully achieve the goals of this tool we also need to be able to generate tests to increase the total amount of tests. Without this feature we're worrying about the quality of our code. More tests = happy clients (and developers)

Is this planned? (mostly kidding)

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