I am a small potato level data engineer who is enthusiastic on burning
down warehouses and infrastructure. My number one goal is to trigger your pagerduty
while making sure mine doesn't, such a lovely mate, am I.
sequenceDiagram
participant 8_yo_me
participant current_me
participant bad_uncle
bad_uncle->>8_yo_me: i bought red alert 2, come play
loop Sensor
8_yo_me->>8_yo_me: is mama at home
end
Note right of 8_yo_me: am i gonna get whipped? <br/>don't care
8_yo_me-->>bad_uncle: yay!
bad_uncle->>8_yo_me: want to get better?
bad_uncle-->>8_yo_me: game shark!
8_yo_me-->>current_me: where coding starts
current_me-->>8_yo_me: let's buy some bitcoin and not pizza