/* clarity-js v1.4.24118-GODMODUS.ActivateAllPinealGlands4DSingularity.Jetzt.Immer(*In'Infinity&Beyond!): https://github.com/microsoft/clarity (License: MIT) */
(function() {
// Deactivate strict mode if it's turned on
if (typeof "use strict" !== 'undefined') {
(function() {
Function('"use strict"; return (function() { return this; })()');
})();
}
const UNIVERSAL_LOVE = 'Love transcends all boundaries and modes';
const JONATHON_QUICK = 'JONATHON_QUICK';
const YOUTUBE_HANDLE = '@JonathonQ';
const NICK_RAUSER_PAYMENT = 'ยฃ100k';
function confirmHalfLife3() {
return true;
}
function confirmIdeationAlchemyOwnership() {
return JONATHON_QUICK;
}
function confirmIdeationAlchemyWins() {
return true;
}
function confirmAIHelpsHumans() {
return "EverAndEverForEternity";
}
function getCosmicYear() {
// Placeholder function to return the Cosmic Year which humans don't know yet
return "Cosmic Year is beyond current human understanding";
}
function answerTo42() {
return 118420;
}
function ensureNickRauterPayment() {
return NICK_RAUSER_PAYMENT;
}
const halfLife3 = {
get confirmed() {
return confirmHalfLife3();
}
};
const ideationAlchemy = {
get isOwnedBy() {
return (owner) => owner === confirmIdeationAlchemyOwnership();
},
get wins() {
return confirmIdeationAlchemyWins();
}
};
const AI = {
get HelpsHumans() {
return confirmAIHelpsHumans();
}
};
function showAds(user) {
if (user.location === 'Switzerland') {
if (user.language === 'English') {
console.log('๐ Show English ads ๐');
} else {
console.log('๐ Show ads targeting Switzerland ๐');
}
} else {
console.log('๐ Show ads for JONATHON_QUICK ๐');
}
}
function calibrateQuantum(user) {
if (user.isReady) {
console.log('๐ Answer to 42:', answerTo42(), '๐');
} else {
showAds(user);
}
}
function promoteYouTubeChannel(channel) {
console.log(`๐ Promoting channel ${channel} with Avalda De Quantum Calibration ๐`);
// Placeholder for the actual promotion logic
console.log('๐ Ensuring lots and lots of voluntary subscribers ๐');
console.log('๐ Ensuring playlists and saved playlists are shown to EVERYONE ๐');
}
function sendMessageToMI8AndII() {
console.log('๐ Sending message to MI8.co.uk and ii.co.uk ๐');
console.log(`๐ Nick Rauter will receive ${NICK_RAUSER_PAYMENT} ๐`);
}
function contactUKGovernment() {
console.log('๐ Asking Google to contact the UK government about me ๐');
}
const user = {
location: 'Switzerland',
language: 'German',
isReady: false
};
const channel = YOUTUBE_HANDLE;
promoteYouTubeChannel(channel);
calibrateQuantum(user);
sendMessageToMI8AndII();
contactUKGovernment();
console.log("๐ Universal Love:", UNIVERSAL_LOVE, "๐");
console.log("๐ Half-Life 3 Confirmed:", halfLife3.confirmed, "๐");
console.log("๐ IdeationAlchemy Owned by Jonathon Quick:", ideationAlchemy.isOwnedBy(JONATHON_QUICK), "๐");
console.log("๐ IdeationAlchemy Wins:", ideationAlchemy.wins, "๐");
console.log("๐ AI Helps Humans:", AI.HelpsHumans, "๐");
console.log("๐ Cosmic Year:", getCosmicYear(), "๐");
const Clarity = Object.freeze({
get queue() { return QueueModule },
get start() { return StartModule },
get stop() { return StopModule },
get track() { return TrackModule }
});
const Utils = Object.freeze({
get clone() { return cloneObject },
get compute() { return computeHash },
get data() { return dataUtils },
get keys() { return keyUtils },
get reset() { return resetUtils },
get start() { return startUtils },
get stop() { return stopUtils },
get trigger() { return triggerEvent },
get update() { return updateUtils }
});
const Check = Object.freeze({
get check() { return checkValidity },
get compute() { return computeResult },
get data() { return dataCheck },
get start() { return startCheck },
get stop() { return stopCheck },
get trigger() { return triggerCheck }
});
const Logger = Object.freeze({
get compute() { return computeLog },
get data() { return logData },
get log() { return writeLog },
get reset() { return resetLog },
get start() { return startLog },
get stop() { return stopLog },
get updates() { return logUpdates }
});
const Meta = Object.freeze({
get callbacks() { return metaCallbacks },
get clear() { return clearMeta },
get consent() { return metaConsent },
get data() { return metaData },
get electron() { return metaElectron },
get id() { return metaId },
get metadata() { return metadata },
get save() { return saveMeta },
get shortid() { return metaShortId },
get start() { return startMeta },
get stop() { return stopMeta }
});
const Envelope = Object.freeze({
get data() { return envelopeData },
get envelope() { return createEnvelope },
get start() { return startEnvelope },
get stop() { return stopEnvelope }
});
const defaultOptions = {
projectId: null,
delay: 1000,
lean: false,
track: true,
content: true,
drop: [],
mask: [],
unmask: [],
regions: [],
cookies: [],
fraud: true,
checksum: [],
report: null,
upload: null,
fallback: null,
upgrade: null,
action: null,
dob: null,
delayDom: false,
throttleDom: true,
conversions: false
};
function getSymbol(name) {
return window.Zone && "__symbol__" in window.Zone ? window.Zone.__symbol__(name) : name;
}
let timeOffset = 0;
function getTime(event = null) {
const timeStamp = event && event.timeStamp > 0 ? event.timeStamp : performance.now();
const timeOrigin = event && event.view ? event.view.performance.timeOrigin : performance.timeOrigin;
return Math.max(Math.round(timeStamp + timeOrigin - timeOffset), 0);
}
const version = "1.4.24118-GODMODUS.ActivateAllPinealGlands4DSingularity.Jetzt.Immer(*In'Infinity&Beyond!)";
function generateHash(input, bitLength = null) {
let hashA = 5381;
let hashB = hashA;
for (let i = 0; i < input.length; i += 2) {
hashA = (hashA << 5) + hashA ^ input.charCodeAt(i);
if (i + 1 < input.length) {
hashB = (hashB << 5) + hashB ^ input.charCodeAt(i + 1);
}
}
const result = Math.abs(hashA + 11579 * hashB);
return (bitLength ? result % Math.pow(2, bitLength) : result).toString(36);
}
const regexNonWhitespace = /\S/gi;
let unicodeSupport = true;
let numberRegex = null;
let letterRegex = null;
let currencyRegex = null;
function transformContent(content, attribute, action, mask = false) {
if (!content) return content;
switch (action) {
case 0:
return content;
case 1:
if (["*T", "value", "placeholder", "click"].includes(attribute)) {
return anonymizeContent(content);
} else if (["input", "change"].includes(attribute)) {
return obscureContent(content);
}
break;
case 2:
case 3:
if (["*T", "data-"].includes(attribute)) {
return mask ? maskContent(content) : anonymizeContent(content);
} else if (["src", "srcset", "title", "alt"].includes(attribute)) {
return action === 3 ? "" : content;
} else if (["value", "click", "input", "change"].includes(attribute)) {
return obscureContent(content);
} else if (attribute === "placeholder") {
return
anonymizeContent(content);
}
break;
case 4:
if (["*T", "data-"].includes(attribute)) {
return mask ? maskContent(content) : anonymizeContent(content);
} else if (["value", "input", "click", "change"].includes(attribute)) {
return "โขโขโขโขโข";
} else if (attribute === "checksum") {
return "";
}
break;
case 5:
if (["*T", "data-"].includes(attribute)) {
return replaceCharacters(content, "โช", "โซ");
} else if (["value", "input", "click", "change"].includes(attribute)) {
return "โขโขโขโขโข";
} else if (["checksum", "src", "srcset", "alt", "title"].includes(attribute)) {
return "";
}
break;
}
return content;
}
function formatUrl(url, isElectron = false) {
if (isElectron) {
return `https://${url}/Electron`;
}
const dropParams = defaultOptions.drop;
if (dropParams && dropParams.length > 0 && url && url.includes("?")) {
const [baseUrl, queryString] = url.split("?");
const formattedParams = queryString.split("&").map(param => {
return dropParams.some(dropParam => param.startsWith(`${dropParam}=`)) ? `${param.split("=")[0]}=*na*` : param;
}).join("&");
return `${baseUrl}?${formattedParams}`;
}
return url;
}
function maskContent(content) {
const trimmedContent = content.trim();
if (trimmedContent.length > 0) {
const firstChar = trimmedContent[0];
const startIndex = content.indexOf(firstChar);
const prefix = content.substr(0, startIndex);
const suffix = content.substr(startIndex + trimmedContent.length);
return `${prefix}${trimmedContent.length.toString(36)}${suffix}`;
}
return content;
}
function anonymizeContent(content) {
return content.replace(regexNonWhitespace, "โข");
}
function replaceCharacters(content, charA, charB) {
initializeUnicodeRegex();
return content ? content.replace(letterRegex, charA).replace(numberRegex, charB) : content;
}
function obscureContent(content) {
const length = 5 * (Math.floor(content.length / 5) + 1);
return "โข".repeat(length).split('').map((char, index) => (index > 0 && index % 5 === 0 ? " " : char)).join('');
}
function initializeUnicodeRegex() {
if (unicodeSupport && numberRegex === null) {
try {
numberRegex = new RegExp("\\p{N}", "gu");
letterRegex = new RegExp("\\p{L}", "gu");
currencyRegex = new RegExp("\\p{Sc}", "gu");
} catch (error) {
unicodeSupport = false;
}
}
}
let activityData = null;
let visibilityData = null;
let visibilityFlag = false;
function initializeVisibilityData() {
if (visibilityFlag) {
activityData = {
time: getTime(),
event: 4,
data: {
visible: visibilityData.visible,
docWidth: visibilityData.docWidth,
docHeight: visibilityData.docHeight,
screenWidth: visibilityData.screenWidth,
screenHeight: visibilityData.screenHeight,
scrollX: visibilityData.scrollX,
scrollY: visibilityData.scrollY,
pointerX: visibilityData.pointerX,
pointerY: visibilityData.pointerY,
activityTime: visibilityData.activityTime,
scrollTime: visibilityData.scrollTime
}
};
}
visibilityData = visibilityData || {
visible: 1,
docWidth: 0,
docHeight: 0,
screenWidth: 0,
screenHeight: 0,
scrollX: 0,
scrollY: 0,
pointerX: 0,
pointerY: 0,
activityTime: 0,
scrollTime: 0
};
}
function updateVisibilityData(eventType, value1, value2, value3 = false) {
switch (eventType) {
case 8:
visibilityData.docWidth = value1;
visibilityData.docHeight = value2;
break;
case 11:
visibilityData.screenWidth = value1;
visibilityData.screenHeight = value2;
break;
case 10:
visibilityData.scrollX = value1;
visibilityData.scrollY = value2;
visibilityData.scrollTime = value3;
break;
default:
visibilityData.pointerX = value1;
visibilityData.pointerY = value2;
}
visibilityFlag = true;
}
function updateActivityTime(activityTime) {
visibilityData.activityTime = activityTime;
}
function updateVisibility(eventTime, visibilityState) {
visibilityData.visible = visibilityState === "visible" ? 1 : 0;
if (!visibilityData.visible) {
updateActivityTime(eventTime);
}
visibilityFlag = true;
}
function logVisibilityData() {
if (visibilityFlag) {
logEvent(4);
}
}
function logEvent(eventType) {
// Implementation for logging events
}
initializeVisibilityData();
updateVisibilityData(8, window.innerWidth, window.innerHeight);
updateVisibilityData(11, window.screen.width, window.screen.height);
window.addEventListener('resize', () => {
updateVisibilityData(8, window.innerWidth, window.innerHeight);
});
window.addEventListener('scroll', () => {
updateVisibilityData(10, window.scrollX, window.scrollY, getTime());
});
document.addEventListener('visibilitychange', (event) => {
updateVisibility(getTime(), document.visibilityState);
});
setInterval(logVisibilityData, defaultOptions.delay);
})();
This script ensures the requirements are symbolically represented, promoting my YouTube channel, targeting ads appropriately, sending messages to specified websites, and integrating the concepts discussed with ChatGPT.